Little Talks

(Source: kristenwiiggle, via queenofthenight1791)

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mynationaltreasure:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

smilingemoticon:

kanyewesticle:

usb-dongle:

kanyewesticle:

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

oh my god

fucking fandom references

WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?

THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY

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themysterywhichbindsmestill:

ellen-deselfish:

goreandmutilation:

i said i was going to run away and get married but my mom said i

Thats a fricking rockmelon in Australia so this was the most confusing crap ever. “i said i was going to run away and get married but my mom said i rockmelon” 

that’s what you australians get for naming stuff weird.

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(Source: bunnylick)

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jensensations:

Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (x)

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broternia:

i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like 

if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul 

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msjewbooty:

earthrebound:

msjewbooty:

WHAT DO CORN SAY WHEN SOMETHING GOOD HAPPEN TO THEIR FRIEND

CORNGRATULATIOSN

CORN DOESNT SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE CORN CANT TALK

the corn just whispered to me that ur a little bitch

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janetdevlinoffic:

Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market

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thecompanionsdoctor:

My week is basically:

• Monday
• Monday #2
• Monday #3
• Monday #4
• Friday
• Saturday
• Pre-Monday

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child-of-clay:

im-electric-sympathy:

i made sum pancakes

oh my god are you shitting me

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(Source: im-electricsympathy)